TO A FEW MUSTACHE MEN AROUND THE WORLD
After a long month in which we invited all of you gentlemen to put down your razors, it’s time for another mustachean invasion. This is not like any other invasion: this one is special! It’s been 10 years of mustache, barbecue and friendship.
If you’ve done it before, you know the drill. But if you have not experienced the feeling of walking down the streets with pride, honor and grace that the mustache reveals from your soul, that’s your chance soldier!
On the 25 th, go to bed fully bearded and wake up wearing a mustache on the 26th. Any style is good, even the ‘’almost-mustache’’ is acceptable. But don’t even think about painting a fake one or anything – the mustache is a serious thing!
If you are afraid of it, do not join us. If your woman doesn’t allow you to wear it, do not join us. If your boss forbid it because it’s weird and unprofessional, do not join us. This mission is not for the faint-hearted! In 10 years we’ve seen it all: the good, the bad and the ugly.
Some will succumb and fall. Some will fail before the moment comes. Some will say ‘’Damn….I forgot my razor back home, buddy!’’. But some will rise to the challenge and prove themselves worthy!! And as the light prevails over darkness, we too shall lead the way and carry ourselves through the fields of fire and reach for the glory!! We are strong! We are mustacheans!
Be brave! Be Mustachean!
The Mustache Command
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